I know you’re under a variety of pressure proper now — what with Michelle Obama making Vanity Honest’s Greatest Dressed checklist and your husband being referred to as out for carrying $520 Ferragamo loafers throughout his assembly with the Dalai Lama and all– but I can not assist however discover a bit downside rising, and like the good girlfriend I’m, I wanted to carry it to your consideration earlier than it gets out of control. How do I put this nicely? You’re leaving cute blond territory and are on a straight trajectory to Tammy Faye. In the meanwhile I put you proper round Dolly Parton — minus the spectacular cleavage. Not that you seem to comprehend it from a few of the shirts you’ve got been, er, flaunting lately.
Your descent has been gradual. For example, see how elegant and fairly you regarded on Leno in April?
After which here you’re in May, nonetheless wanting lovely albeit with some overly aggressive make-up.
You even managed to look calm and downright presidential your self while kissing the current president.
And who can neglect your putting Harper”s Bazaar shoot?
Then out of the blue in Might, you took a tragic flip in the direction of the bouffant and severe cleavage.
In late June, yowzers.
And by the tip of July we came to this.
Cindy, body and volume are great, but this is rodeo queen. I understand that you are trying to appeal to a really conservative demographic, one that really embraces Dolly and Tammy Faye but even these venerable ladies would let you know that hair is tacky and the blouse is retro ’80s and never in a every little thing-previous-is-new means.
I am not making an attempt to be catty. By all accounts you appear to be grounded, fascinating and presumably the neatest thing about your husband’s marketing campaign– however subsequent time you might have a photograph op, even whether it is deep in the heart of hairspray-and-mascara country, ask yourself “What would Condi Rice do?” Or not less than get Stockard Channing on the cellphone as a result of if you do not truly get to be the primary Lady come this fall, you may not less than play one on Television.