NEW YORK, NY- Considered one of the first signs of a looming economic depression has been noticed in Manhattan, Chicago, and Boston – the homicide or kidnapping of small dogs so as to acquire their cozy sweaters and inviting shoes. Claire Michaels, 32, stated her Chihuahua, Mr. Magic, was kidnapped on Sunday while sporting a mauve cable-knit Ferragamo sweater and chartreuse Christian Louboutin sneakers. Magic showed up back at his residence on Tuesday wearing solely a garbage bag and a hat made out of newspaper. Apparently his magical powers had been unable to guard him from the sweater thieves. Michaels stated that she later noticed the sweater on a man enjoying a flute in the subway and noticed the footwear on a devious two-12 months-outdated. She said, “I comprehend it was Mr. Magic’s shoes because he had changed the common laces with those neon pink curly ones.”
There even have been 23 reports of dogs murdered for their excessive-end clothing. When you see anyone sporting a brief-sleeve sweater with an additional set of arm holes located close to the stomach space, please name the police.